Clint McElroy

Has fathered (an estimated) three children
Was senior class president for Ironton High School Class of '73 (1973, wise-ass, not 1873)
Wrote Green Hornet comic books...for money.
Is the most popular teacher at Marshall University because he is an easy A and never takes roll
Made his motion picture debut in We Are Marshall
Kilt him a bar when he was only 3
Has sung and danced in a Tony Award-winning Broadway production
Worked for 42 years in the Radio industry (Ask your grandparents about it)
Played Ran'l Hatfield in a Hatfield and McCoy TV show on A&E Network
Loves doing The Adventure Zone because it enables him hang with his kids on a regular basis

ONLY ONE OF THESE STATEMENT IS FALSE! CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE?

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